Cornertown: Thursday, Nov. 12, 2026

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Two people are sitting at a bar. The woman says: "Just about every fall, I fall in love." The man next to her says: "Yeah... me too." 

Next slide: 
Man: "And in the spring."
Woman. "And the summer."
Man: "And the winter."
Woman: "Or the mid points of each season."
Man: "True."

Man: "I love the year."
Woman: "Fall is nice though."
Man: "For sure!"

The bottom strip (Skeleton City):
Skeleton 1: A skeleton walked into a bar and asked a beer and a mop.
Skeleton 2: I've heard that one.
Skeleton 1: You haven't.
Skeleton 1: The skeleton balanced the beer on its head while dancing with a the friggin mop!
Skeleton 2: So what's the joke?
Skeleton 1: It's not a joke!
Skeleton 1: I'm telling you what my cousin Sam did last weekend!
Comic strip by Chris Monday.

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